We’ve all been there. You’re out of the office when the client calls and demands a tagline (or three) by next morning or the end of the weekend or whatever other inopportune time frame you can imagine.
Maybe you’re about to start the only public screening of the Helvetica documentary. Maybe your favorite sportsball team is fighting for a playoff spot. Maybe time is running out on an out-of-state booty call. Maybe your vintage typeset collection won’t sort itself.
Point is that you’re off the clock and not buying into the idea that your client’s lack of planning is your emergency.
But if you don’t want to come back to work to find your Kidrobot collection boxed up with a pink slip when you return, you know you’re going to have to deliver…something. That’s when it pays to have a plug-and-play formula so you can fill in the blanks like it’s a copywriting mad lib and get back to your life.
So, in the name of work-life balance, I’ve reached out to copywriters from across the web to compile a list of foolproof formulas that can pass muster with all but the toughest of clients. Consider it your “break glass in case of emergency” resource to keep the party going without shedding clients like agency staffers shed dignity at the holiday party.
Since there are quite a few of these, they’re broken down into categories, and I’ve tried to whip up an example execution for each formula so you get a good idea of how each one works. Enjoy them. Bookmark them for easy reference. And then get back to living.
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Brand: Bob’s Watches
Tagline: It’s not a watch. It’s a Bob.
via copywriter Lynnie Henderson
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Brand: Bob’s Hip Hop Grills
Tagline: Luxury defined
via media relations director Doug Hecox
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Brand: Bob’s Campers
Tagline: Travel redefined
via founder of RedShift Writers, Daniel J. Cohen
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Brand: Bob’s Barbeque
Tagline: There’s barbeque, then there’s Bob’s Barbeque.
via founder of RedShift Writers, Daniel J. Cohen
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Brand: Bob’s Bulk Buying Warehouse
Tagline: There’s smart, then there’s Bob’s smart.
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Brand: Bob’s
Tagline: There’s Bob’s, and there’s everything else.
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Brand: Bob’s Savings & Loan
Tagline: The unbank.
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Brand: Bobthorn Suites
Tagline: A different kind of hotel.
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Brand: Bob’s Hardware
Tagline: That’s the Bob’s Hardware difference
via copywriter and creative director Dylan Powell
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Brand: Bob’s Ledgers
Tagline: Accounting, streamlined
via senior copywriter Joel Weaver
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Brand: Bob’s Paint.
Tagline: Paint. It’s what we do.
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Brand: Bob’s Kibble.
Tagline: Smart pet parents choose Bob’s.
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Brand: Bob’s Leggings
Tagline: The one women want.
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Brand: Bob’s Whiskey
Tagline: Bob’s Whiskey. Ask for it by name.
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Brand: Bobigio’s Pizza
Tagline: It’s Bobigio time.
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Brand: Bob’s Potato Chips
Tagline: Don’t touch my Bob’s
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Brand: Bob’s Pheromone Spray
Tagline: I don’t got anywhere without my Bob’s
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Brand: Bob’s
Tagline: It’s Bob’s or nothing
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Brand: Bob’s Organic Meals
Tagline: Delicious by design
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Brand: Bobberford Suits
Tagline: When you have to look good, it’s time for Bobberford.
via founder of RedShift Writers, Daniel J. Cohen
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Brand: Bob’s Legal
Tagline: Dependable. Available. Bob’s Legal.
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Brand: Bob’s Sandals
Tagline: Making feet happy
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Brand: Bob’s Cameras
Tagline: Making surveillance fun since 1984
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Brand: Bob’s Sealant
Tagline: Preventing leaks since 1952
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Brand: Bob’s Computer Repair
Tagline: Some computers work without fail. For everything else, there’s Bob’s Computer Repair.
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Brand: Bob’s Volcano Sauce
Tagline: Some people live mild. For everyone else, there’s Bob’s Volcano Sauce.
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Brand: Bob’s Face Cream
Tagline: For some, beauty comes naturally. For everyone else, there’s Bob’s.
via founder of RedShift Writers, Daniel J. Cohen
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Brand: Bob’s Investment Advisors
Tagline: Some things in life are easy to predict. Bob’s Investment Advisors take care of the rest.
Consummate copywriter and creative director Shane Strudwick shares delivers his formula more like a cocktail recipe. As a provider of ideas with flavor, I approve:
“Take empowering words like rethink, imagine and better. Add product or company. A good verb, or two. Put in shaker with 2oz of bourbon, some vermouth and bitters. Shake. Strain. Pour over ice. And garnish with an adjective.”
So let’s see if I can put this into a formula or two like the other entries here.
Via creative director and copywriter Shane Strudwick
Example
Brand: Bob’s Hardbody Gym
Tagline: Imagine fitness elevated
Via creative director and copywriter Shane Strudwick
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Brand: Bob’s Electric Bikes
Tagline: Rethink your commute
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